'Tis the season!

So our lovely neighbors to the west really go "all out" with festive decorations. Whether it be Christmas (obvious), Halloween (still pretty common), or the less common Valentine's Day, Easter, & I'm SURE I'm missing something else - they always have TONS of seasonal decorations outside (& inside) their house. You may think this is great, you may hate it. All I know is that we have NO PROBLEM directing people to our house during a "seasonal" time. We affectionately refer to the husband as "Darth Vader" after reading an article about him & his special Star Wars room in his basement in the KC Star. Anyway, you NEED TO SEE their Halloween decorations. They have a graveyard, an arm sticking out of their front window, ghosts, goblins, signs, etc. all over the front, special "Halloween lights" decorating their house, and the scariest blow-up thing I've ever seen. It's a black horse pulling a black carriage-type thing. A headless horseman is driving the carriage. Inside the carriage (yes, there is a window) is a black casket with a corpse popping out of the casket periodically. Nicholas didn't like it one bit last year, and is very curious this year. What, exactly, do you tell your 3-year-old? It's pretty scary! Boo!